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    Ok here's my rant. I'm checking reviews to see if an escort is what I'm looking for only to read ' and I'll keep what happened next between us' I'd like to know a few details like if there's good french kissing, oral covered or not, seduction and all the bells and whistles. Am I wrong or is why we have reviews. Too many punters feeding their own egos with ' she really enjoyed it too or I was too big for a certain favourite ' give me a break. I know I'm ranting but it's no fun reading through multiple reviews without any real information. You'd be doing the girl a solid too if you have a proper informative review. Anyone else think this or am I the only one looking for detail. Rant over , happy Monday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untamed View Post
    Ok here's my rant. I'm checking reviews to see if an escort is what I'm looking for only to read ' and I'll keep what happened next between us' I'd like to know a few details like if there's good french kissing, oral covered or not, seduction and all the bells and whistles. Am I wrong or is why we have reviews. Too many punters feeding their own egos with ' she really enjoyed it too or I was too big for a certain favourite ' give me a break. I know I'm ranting but it's no fun reading through multiple reviews without any real information. You'd be doing the girl a solid too if you have a proper informative review. Anyone else think this or am I the only one looking for detail. Rant over , happy Monday.
    Well you could always PM reviewer for more details. Personally I keep details like that out of my review as favourites usually come with a disclaimer, you might not get what other guy gets unless you clearly ask and even then well.... Plenty evidence that things can change upon arival... Pick visely... or dont, just take a dive...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bukar View Post
    Well you could always PM reviewer for more details. Personally I keep details like that out of my review as favourites usually come with a disclaimer, you might not get what other guy gets unless you clearly ask and even then well.... Plenty evidence that things can change upon arival... Pick visely... or dont, just take a dive...
    You are absolutely right. we old punters, do a lot of research and intel...the newbies don't share nothing!! WTF I understand your frustration bro...sometimes this game is a lottery...
    " I always leave them better than I found them"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untamed View Post
    Ok here's my rant. I'm checking reviews to see if an escort is what I'm looking for only to read ' and I'll keep what happened next between us' I'd like to know a few details like if there's good french kissing, oral covered or not, seduction and all the bells and whistles. Am I wrong or is why we have reviews. Too many punters feeding their own egos with ' she really enjoyed it too or I was too big for a certain favourite ' give me a break. I know I'm ranting but it's no fun reading through multiple reviews without any real information. You'd be doing the girl a solid too if you have a proper informative review. Anyone else think this or am I the only one looking for detail. Rant over , happy Monday.
    The problem here is some of them escorts don't allow explicit reviews, that is their choice. but if you do a lot of research, chances are the punt will go well. You need to learn how to read between the lines sometimes. Check all the stats that is helpful also, maths never lie. Regarding favorites the girls sometimes lie about them, or else they do it but when you are there they don't, at the end of the day is their choice. RESEARCH is the name of the game and even sometimes this game is a lottery
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    Quote Originally Posted by Untamed View Post
    Ok here's my rant. I'm checking reviews to see if an escort is what I'm looking for only to read ' and I'll keep what happened next between us' I'd like to know a few details like if there's good french kissing, oral covered or not, seduction and all the bells and whistles. Am I wrong or is why we have reviews. Too many punters feeding their own egos with ' she really enjoyed it too or I was too big for a certain favourite ' give me a break. I know I'm ranting but it's no fun reading through multiple reviews without any real information. You'd be doing the girl a solid too if you have a proper informative review. Anyone else think this or am I the only one looking for detail. Rant over , happy Monday.
    Nothing wrong with ranting as long as it has a point.

    Yeah that's a management issue.
    But in fairness to management (in general) nobody wants to be dealing with 'her hoop was too small for my mushroom-headed cock so I made her do the dance of the nine princes' or whatever some wanker on a fuck buzz is willing to spit.
    If anything there should be a rule where you're not allowed review until at least 24hrs after the crime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untamed View Post
    Ok here's my rant. I'm checking reviews to see if an escort is what I'm looking for only to read ' and I'll keep what happened next between us' I'd like to know a few details like if there's good french kissing, oral covered or not, seduction and all the bells and whistles. Am I wrong or is why we have reviews. Too many punters feeding their own egos with ' she really enjoyed it too or I was too big for a certain favourite ' give me a break. I know I'm ranting but it's no fun reading through multiple reviews without any real information. You'd be doing the girl a solid too if you have a proper informative review. Anyone else think this or am I the only one looking for detail. Rant over , happy Monday.
    Haha, "I'll keep what happened next between us" and "treat her well and with respect guys and she will give you what you want"

    Okay mate because it's usually like hmmmmmmm should I treat this lady with respect or not? I'm sure if I don't she will be more friendly and responsive.

    "She shows that she enjoyed and cared a lot to the point I was thinking if it's genuine", sure bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy View Post
    Haha, "I'll keep what happened next between us" and "treat her well and with respect guys and she will give you what you want"

    Okay mate because it's usually like hmmmmmmm should I treat this lady with respect or not? I'm sure if I don't she will be more friendly and responsive.

    "She shows that she enjoyed and cared a lot to the point I was thinking if it's genuine", sure bro.

    What exactly do you want?
    A blow-by-blow account of what transpired?

    Would 'She sucked my cock without a condom' suffice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnFulfilledScott View Post
    What exactly do you want?
    A blow-by-blow account of what transpired?

    Would 'She sucked my cock without a condom' suffice?
    I actually didn't ask for anything specific here, I was just laughing at the silly stuff you see in reviews. If you want to know what I look for in reviews, you can read my own reviews to see what are the things I include.

    TLDR: Communications clear or not, English level, photoshop level in pics, hidden extras, unkept promises, lack of enthusiasm, safe/unsafe location, any unpleasant surprises, cleanliness...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy View Post
    I actually didn't ask for anything specific here, I was just laughing at the silly stuff you see in reviews. If you want to know what I look for in reviews, you can read my own reviews to see what are the things I include.

    TLDR: Communications clear or not, English level, photoshop level in pics, hidden extras, unkept promises, lack of enthusiasm, safe/unsafe location, any unpleasant surprises, cleanliness...
    Yeah. That's my bad actually. I didn't mean anything specific to you. Apologies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untamed View Post
    Ok here's my rant. I'm checking reviews to see if an escort is what I'm looking for only to read ' and I'll keep what happened next between us' I'd like to know a few details like if there's good french kissing, oral covered or not, seduction and all the bells and whistles. Am I wrong or is why we have reviews. Too many punters feeding their own egos with ' she really enjoyed it too or I was too big for a certain favourite ' give me a break. I know I'm ranting but it's no fun reading through multiple reviews without any real information. You'd be doing the girl a solid too if you have a proper informative review. Anyone else think this or am I the only one looking for detail. Rant over , happy Monday.
    " and I'll keep what happened next between us' " Probably the most vomit inducing part of their review.....

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