Review Rant

[whoseyourdaddy]

" and I'll keep what happened next between us' " Probably the most vomit inducing part of their review.....

That's probably a good thing on your part bud

[mrcumalot]

The one that gets me every time is "parking close by"! Now unless the lady folds up that parking spot and puts it in her suitcase with her lingerie when she moves on to her next location, it's beyond irrelevant!

[Untamed]

Thanks guys, love some of the replies here so I'm not on my own after all. Step by step detail is not required as it's not a novel I want to read just some important detail so I can make a choice without bring disappointed. I'm sure that's what reviews are for after all, otherwise it defeats the purpose. One more rant, leaving a personal comment at the end of the review to the escort like , til next time my love blah blah blah , vomit!!! In the hope she'll reply I suppose with kisses darling or something. Send her a text FFS if it's that important. Have a lovely Tuesday folks .....

[Untamed]

Ha ha brilliant, or she gave good directions...

[AngelsFan]

" I hope you enjoyed the chocolates babe! "



TELL EVERYONE I"M A NICE GUY WHO BROUGHT YOU CHOCOLATES!

[Stephanie]

Ok here's my rant. I'm checking reviews to see if an escort is what I'm looking for only to read ' and I'll keep what happened next between us' I'd like to know a few details like if there's good french kissing, oral covered or not, seduction and all the bells and whistles. Am I wrong or is why we have reviews. Too many punters feeding their own egos with ' she really enjoyed it too or I was too big for a certain favourite ' give me a break. I know I'm ranting but it's no fun reading through multiple reviews without any real information. You'd be doing the girl a solid too if you have a proper informative review. Anyone else think this or am I the only one looking for detail. Rant over , happy Monday.

I won’t rant x

Mainly because I haven’t read the thread

: if a Provider has a List of Favorites and the Reviewer states that he was satisfied ,

What more do you need to Know !??

: you can read - yes ?

: you can read between the lines - yes ? /// “ oh my I was tooo big for a Certain favorite” - take a wild guess ?


Ye lads !

We put ourselves Out There for You to peruse as is .

READ the Profile , see if she allows reviews - if she does , are there more than a handful , are they good ?

Beyond that , why the Heck won’t you just pick up the phone and call your potential paramour ?


You don’t need s’one holding yo hand , do you ? !!


: if you keep running into challenging situations or having disappointing encounters ,

REVIEW your Own g’darn selection process !








My apologies : I am so overheated 🥵 , 100+degs outside , I Just got in ,

Dehydrated , overheated - just the right time to read such a post x

[WeeJimmy]

Ok here's my rant. I'm checking reviews to see if an escort is what I'm looking for only to read ' and I'll keep what happened next between us' I'd like to know a few details like if there's good french kissing, oral covered or not, seduction and all the bells and whistles. Am I wrong or is why we have reviews. Too many punters feeding their own egos with ' she really enjoyed it too or I was too big for a certain favourite ' give me a break. I know I'm ranting but it's no fun reading through multiple reviews without any real information. You'd be doing the girl a solid too if you have a proper informative review. Anyone else think this or am I the only one looking for detail. Rant over , happy Monday.

reviews have changed and its so hard to know now what to put up for fear of it being removed, mods use to edit but now just don't put it up, you put too much in there its not allowed.

[Stephanie]

The one that gets me every time is "parking close by"! Now unless the lady folds up that parking spot and puts it in her suitcase with her lingerie when she moves on to her next location, it's beyond irrelevant!

: if she’s a ‘Touring Entertainer’ .

Resident Providers rarely change their location , so Correct info in Review might hold for Years .

[Stephanie]

Well you could always PM reviewer for more details. Personally I keep details like that out of my review as favourites usually come with a disclaimer, you might not get what other guy gets unless you clearly ask and even then well.... Plenty evidence that things can change upon arival... Pick visely... or dont, just take a dive...

...unless you have right relaxed attitude , it’s right mood , right chemistry , stars aligned and weather kind ...

: All our Favorites ( Independent Providers I’m speaking of ) are at Our discretion .

: a Lady might’ve had an unpleasant phone call , puts her a bit edgy : you may not

get the full 100% wonderful >> unless You are Mr. Wonderful !! .

We are All only People : you as well as Us .

“ Pick wisely” - best advice ! X

[WeeJimmy]

type of accommodation should be allowed in the reviews in Ireland, just say in review if its 1st, 2nd or 3rd floor so on, I don't fancy jumping out from 3rd or 4th floors so if I see this I would not go until shes moved on to another city with more suitable safer and jump friendly accommodation