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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteball View Post
    ​As Temperatures Drop, Eamon Ryan Unveils New Gritting Contractor.
    Wouldn't it be grand if we could get Ryan, Varadkar, Martin, McDonald, McEntee, etc, and throw them all into a big swimming pool with a dozen great white sharks, with no means of escape.....
    ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024

    Goodbye

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    “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

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    Congratulations to the coolest women on EI ❤️
    Keep those titles coming Dieve!

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    ​Well it is bleeding freezing....


    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Parenting 101 : driving my son to school this morning , he told me that he has a religion test and he does not feel too ready . I told him not to worry and to write "God help me" in the test , that should do

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    What side of a turkey has the most feathers?



    The outside
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    What side of a turkey has the most feathers?



    The outside
    Welcome back. I'll have to go scour the interwebs for more mildly amusing comic strips now.
    “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

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    “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

    Quote Originally Posted by Lara96 View Post
    Congratulations to the coolest women on EI ❤️
    Keep those titles coming Dieve!

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    What I don't like about office Christmas parties…
    … is looking for a job the next day.

    Phyllis Diller

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    This really hot blonde sat down in front of me on the bus.

    I said "Excuse me love, you've got two cum stains on the back of your pants".

    She said "I have children, that's probably yoghurt."

    I said "I don't cum yoghurt."
    Last edited by JMastodon; 29-12-23 at 01:28.

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