Q: Did you hear about the duck that got arrested by the Gardai in Offaly?
A: He was arrested for possession of quack.
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Q: Did you hear about the duck that got arrested by the Gardai in Offaly?
A: He was arrested for possession of quack.
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was tired of having its motives questioned.
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A sheep was arrested yesterday.
He was being baa-aaa-aad.
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Did you hear about the mushroom comedian?
They say he's a fungi.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cos the cow wouldn't mooove out of its way.
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Dear god someone stop me...
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Did you see that donkey that won Cheltenham?
They it was fantasstic.
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Did you know there's a golf tournament for cats now?
It's called The US Meowsters.
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We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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“I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire
Originally Posted by Dieve
As Temperatures Drop, Eamon Ryan Unveils New Gritting Contractor.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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