If you were born September,
pretty safe to assume that
your parents started their
New Year with a bang.
If you were born September,
pretty safe to assume that
your parents started their
New Year with a bang.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
A naked man broke into a church.
The police chased him around and
finally caught him by the organ.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Did you hear about the constituted
accountant? He couldn't budget, so
he had to work it out with a paper
and pencil.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
An old woman walked into a dentist's
office, took off all her clothes, and spread
her legs. The dentist said, "I think you
have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week,"
she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
What's the difference between a tire
and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear.
The other's a great year.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Stephanie (23-09-22)
My neighbor has been mad at his
wife for sunbathing nude. I personally
am on the fence.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Paddy hates his wife's cat so much
he drives to the next town and dumps it.
When he gets home it's there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it.
When he gets home it's there again.
So next day he drives to the other side of
the country and dumps it.... 6 hours later he
rings his wife and asks, "Is that fucking cat
home?"
"Yes... Why?" asks the wife....
Paddy says, "Put the bastard on the phone,
I'm lost!!"
Last edited by whiteball; 24-09-22 at 11:34.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
"I'd rather go through the pain of
childbirth again than let you drill
in my mouth," the woman told her
dentist. He replied, "Well, please
make up your mind so I can adjust
my chair."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running
but can't remember where.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
I visited my new friend in his apartment.
He told me to make myself at home. So
I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.