Crap joke of the day

**whiteball** · 12-09-22, 10:41

ebay is so useless I tried to look
up lighters and all they had was
13,749 matches.

**whiteball** · 13-09-22, 13:41

Three fish in a tank. One asks the
others. "How do you drive this thing."

**whiteball** · 13-09-22, 13:43

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So, men can remember them.

**cmac01** · 13-09-22, 13:57

These are getting progressivly worse

**Stephanie** · 13-09-22, 14:00

Originally Posted by whiteball

Three fish in a tank. One asks the
others. "How do you drive this thing."

Oh , the visuals

!

They don’t get blown up , do they 🐟 🐠 🐟 ? X

**WellDressed** · 13-09-22, 14:50

I recently joined a nudist colony......

The first few days were the hardest

**Art101** · 13-09-22, 18:59

Fun fact: Ants don't catch Covid because they have these teeny little anty bodies.

**whiteball** · 14-09-22, 10:06

Originally Posted by Stephanie

Oh , the visuals

!

They don’t get blown up , do they �� ? X

Don't worry Stephanie, they don't get blown up,
they all lived happily ever after in a big fishpond.

**whiteball** · 14-09-22, 10:09

I'm reading a horror story in braille,
something bad is going to happen...
I can feel it.

**whiteball** · 15-09-22, 09:47

Manchester City dartboard for sale
on ebay. No doubles or trebles.

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