Waring, this is not a joke

[EnglishAlex]

Yeah but you can catch blight from them. A friend of a friend knows a girl who blew a security guard in the Lindt factory, so it's definitely true.

Green and Blacks - ok or no?

Is this just a ploy to stop escorts eating chocolate? It'll never work. Ever.

Hotel chocolat will be fine too. It wants to be! £80 for an Easter egg it better not be full of spunk

Do you like them wee bunny rabbits Alex ?

I do indeed Barney. I especially like biting their wee heads clean off. Yum yum.

[JayM93]

And loss billions, especially coming up to Easter, and the likelihood of becoming bankrupt too?

Lady Von Teese

Billions & bankruptcy? Because a few idiots believed a rumour on the internet? ��

Doubt it now.

Anyway, may grab a Diary Milk on the way home.

[tom rambo]

It's all the saps who were afraid to see escorts because of STIs and stayed at home gorging on milk trays that I feel sorry for. At least I've lived!

I Wouldn't be afraid to see a Escort but the chocolate I would have to think about it,

[EnglishAlex]

Alex, what you need is an official chocolate taster! I'm your man as long as you're not into weird shit like sea salt or chilli. That's messed up

You're so thoughtful. Thank you.

I Wouldn't be afraid to see a Escort but the chocolate I would have to think about it,

Tom cracking on as usual

[willie wacker]

Official word on it, its a hoax
HIV does not long survive outside its host medium of human bodily fluids: blood, semen, vaginal fluid, breast milk, saliva, tears. (Which is not to say HIV can be transmitted by every one of those: according to the CDC, “Contact with saliva, tears, or sweat has never been shown to result in transmission of HIV.”) The CDC says except under laboratory conditions, HIV is unable to reproduce outside its living host; it does not spread or maintain infectiousness outside its host. Therefore, were HIV-tainted blood to be mixed into foodstuffs or beverages, the virus would neither survive nor while it was still viable multiply and so replenish itself.

[Zoidberg]

Hi guys and girls

Now we all love our chocolate but please dont eat Cadburys for the next few week, and tell your family not too. Best to be safe than sorry. Some right nutters out there!

Lady Von Teese


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What a moronic thing to post, people that post this crap to the internet and social media deserved to be sued by the likes of Cadburys for causing possible harm to sales because other morons might believe it.

So it was a hoax on BBC news and not on the Hoax website, well regardless I, my family and friends will not be taking any chances. "As I said better be safe than sorry"

But thank for your response honey.

Lady Von Teese

You posted a crappy social media image that mentions BBC, you never linked their site nor did you post anything from their site. So please don't talk about if being on the BBC if you never saw it there or if you can't provide a link it the article.

Is this just a ploy to stop escorts eating chocolate? It'll never work. Ever.

Alex answering the door

[MassiveFerguson]

Is this thread where the E-I Mensa members hide out?
Been trying to track you down for ages.
In fairness you've been doing a good job flying below the radar,but glad to finally make your acquaintance.

[SteveB]

Is this thread where the E-I Mensa members hide out?
Been trying to track you down for ages.
In fairness you've been doing a good job flying below the radar,but glad to finally make your acquaintance.

What is the unofficial motto of Mensa?

[MassiveFerguson]

What is the unofficial motto of Mensa?

I wouldn't know .My Momma told me life was like a box of chocolates.

No wonder I'm so fat.

[Ladyvonteese]

[QUOTE=Zoidberg;2043273]What a moronic thing to post, people that post this crap to the internet and social media deserved to be sued by the likes of Cadburys for causing possible harm to sales because other morons might believe it.




You posted a crappy social media image that mentions BBC, you never linked their site nor did you post anything from their site. So please don't talk about if being on the BBC if you never saw it there or if you can't provide a link it the article.



Seriously, why not ask one of these guys on this thread to do the research for you as they seem to be a hell of a lot better looking things up than I am and a hell of a lot quicker too. You could also do it yourself too by the way, you also seem to be under the assumtion I give a flying hoot what you or anyone thinks of me. Lol Lol Lol

I posted it as I saw it and (again) like I said, better to be safe than sorry.

Lady Von Teese