Waring, this is not a joke

[SteveB]

Even if it were true HIV would not live long enough to cause any risk of infection.
However, farmers regularly masturbate into their milking machines and this does not appear to bother anybody.

I always wondered how they made the high protein milk

Some of my close relatives have dairy farms. The hygiene checks are so severe you dare not even stare too long at the milk.

Same goes for chicken houses etc.

[Forceuser]

Next thing there will be a rumour that the escorts here are trafficked....

The odd one on here apparently like that notion

[Forceuser]

Some of my close relatives have dairy farms. The hygiene checks are so severe you dare not even stare too long at the milk.

Same goes for chicken houses etc.

Never let the facts or truth get in the way of a joke

[philipkntz]

Some of my close relatives have dairy farms. The hygiene checks are so severe you dare not even stare too long at the milk.

Same goes for chicken houses etc.

I can say from exrerience, it definitly used to happen. Don't know anything about chickens, never found them sexy. What about sheep? Are they still safe.

[RayDonovan]

It was Marilyn Monroe who said that, not Abraham Lincoln.

[FinnMickC00L]

It was Marilyn Monroe who said that, not Abraham Lincoln.

Sounds plausible.


It is written on the internet after all

[JayM93]

Tbf, anyone that fell for that wouldn't be the sharpest knife in the drawer! 🙄

[AlessandraFan]

It was Marilyn Monroe who said that, not Abraham Lincoln.

[LiamIrish]

Sure if it was true there would be a massive recall

[Ladyvonteese]

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Not 100% sure if its ture or not honey but thought I'd just let people know what was being posted as cant think "anyone" in their right minds would wish their kids to be eating someones left overs at Easter.

Hope things are all going good with you and the rest of the EI ladies.

Happy Easter to you and all

Lady Von Teese

Ps

I am not as good or even as quick as some on ths thread doing their reasurch online.