Expensive wives

**Gobshite** · 14-05-17, 03:19

The most expensive wives are those who do not want sex.

I picked the following phrase from a comment that another poster made;

( No, im not jealous of those that have to pay for sex im jealous of those that don't! )

At least with escorts you know what the total cost is going to be.

**tom rambo** · 14-05-17, 07:57

that why I started seeing escorts but now I can't stop.

**FargoBoyle** · 14-05-17, 08:05

Originally Posted by tom rambo

that why I started seeing escorts but now I can't stop.

very like Pringles then Tom

**Bratsimpson1** · 14-05-17, 10:56

My wife is very low maintenance.

She lives in my imagination.

Where the rent is very reasonable.

**LuckyLu** · 14-05-17, 10:59

Originally Posted by Bratsimpson1

My wife is very low maintenance.

She lives in my imagination.

Where the rent is very reasonable.

we have got ourselves a poet.

**Bratsimpson1** · 14-05-17, 11:03

Originally Posted by LuckyLu

we have got ourselves a poet.

Hi you!

Haiku?

**LuckyLu** · 14-05-17, 11:05

Originally Posted by Bratsimpson1

Hi you!
Haiku?

haiku he asked
haiku it is
haiku she wrote

**Bratsimpson1** · 14-05-17, 11:14

Originally Posted by LuckyLu

haiku he asked
haiku it is
haiku she wrote

LuckyLu the moderator

Works all day to keep the peace

Gotta love or hate her.

**LuckyLu** · 14-05-17, 11:23

Originally Posted by Bratsimpson1

LuckyLu the moderator
Works all day to keep the peace
Gotta love or hate her.

well, very nice. you tried.

**Bratsimpson1** · 14-05-17, 11:42

I tried a haiku.

I failed to write haiku.

I'm sad at failure.

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