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Thread: Bareback elephants are much cheaper elsewhere, we are getting ripped off

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    Default Bareback elephants are much cheaper elsewhere, we are getting ripped off

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    150 bucks for bareback elephant riding...cant get that in Ireland!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedders1 View Post
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    150 bucks for bareback elephant riding...cant get that in Ireland!
    Jezsus Man, why would you want to ride an elephant bareback, are things really that bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by gillyland View Post
    Jezsus Man, why would you want to ride an elephant bareback, are things really that bad
    to feel something big and hairy between my legs for a change?

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    I've ridden a few elephants in my time

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    Reminds me of the story of the Army Company stationed in India.

    One day the Second Lieutenant asked the Sergeant Major what the men did for sex because there were very few women around.
    The Sergeant Major asked the Lieutenant if he knew how to ride an elephant, and pointed to one.
    The Lieutenant said he would try and walked over to the elephant, and after a great struggle, and much effort, succeeded in having sex with it.
    He asked the Sergeant Major if the men didn’t find riding the elephant a bit off-putting and disgusting.

    The Sergeant Major replied that the men just rode the elephant into town and to the apartment block of one of the escorts there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedders1 View Post
    to feel something big and hairy between my legs for a change?
    Anything that goes between my legs must be shaved waxed or lazered clean
    Last edited by nibb; 28-09-16 at 17:33.
    Pull up your trousers it's all over

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    OMG another prices thread! evacuate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedders1 View Post
    to feel something big and hairy between my legs for a change?
    You can jump on my back for a tenner
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...-Bastard-story

    Account abandoned 13/04/2017

    Thanks for the good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedders1 View Post
    to feel something big and hairy between my legs for a change?
    have you not got that already? I thought you were married

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    have you not got that already? I thought you were married
    no, thats your mam that is, nice big arse, not keen on the tusks!

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