Mad Escorts

[Barney Rubble]

Hope you didn't do anything else to upset her Howard?

[FatBastard]

Not at all okay to put shoes on other people's surfaces. New or not. Rubbing a shoe on a mat doesn't dislodge all the filth from walking around the city. I'm really not surprised.

I'd be more surprised if anything young howard says actually happened

[Rm12345]

Haha very funny

[Clueless]

Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
I felt like I was at home and 10 again

The escort obviously did not appreciate that you actually took off those precious runners during the apointment.

[Playitsam]

Ah jasus , you wore trainers to meet a lady ?

See this is what's wrong with society these days, just no class .

Bet you had baggy trackie bottoms and a soccer jersey on too , I weep for the future .

[gillyland]

Ah jasus , you wore trainers to meet a lady ?

See this is what's wrong with society these days, just no class .

Bet you had baggy trackie bottoms and a soccer jersey on too , I weep for the future .

I wear Reebok trainers and top to visit as well, as long as clean does not matter but I see ur point, I know it looks silly for an elderly man to be wearing sportswear, those days are well and truly gone for u guys

[gonzo76]

Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
I felt like I was at home and 10 again

Be honest, this scene is based on you, isn't it...

[Playitsam]

I wear Reebok trainers and top to visit as well, as long as clean does not matter but I see ur point, I know it looks silly for an elderly man to be wearing sportswear, those days are well and truly gone for u guys

My comment was a bit of a piss take ok .

But seriously, sports wear should be for sport and ladies pyjamas are for the bedroom .

I do like my Sketchers though

[gonzo76]

Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
I felt like I was at home and 10 again

Seriously though, most people are conscious about where shoes have been, especially women.

They belong on the floor, not on a table top where bacteria etc can be transferred.

In my house, outdoor shoes are left inside the door, and only indoor shoes or bare feet indoors.

[dublintoff]

Velcro shirt and slip on shoes. Make sure you get every min...