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    New Zealand have a sperm shortage.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...inuous-drought

    Why don't they just do it the old fashioned way. Then there won't be any shortage of willing donors.

    On a lighter note...

    A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
    She says, "But sir, its just a sperm bank!"
    "I don't care, open it now!" he replies.
    So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.
    The guy says, "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!"
    she looks at him, "BUT, they're sperm samples?" "DO IT!"
    So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well," so the nurse drinks that one as well.
    Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey its not that hard."

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    I'm available to donate, no complaints in the looks department but if they are after offspring's with big cocks, then i'm not the man

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    I'm available to donate, no complaints in the looks department but if they are after offspring's with big cocks, then i'm not the man
    A guy in Britain claims to have fathered over 800 children by sperm donation and sells his sperm on facebook.
    Licenced fertility clinics in Britain limit the no of children a single donor can father.
    Then there was the doctor in a US clinic used his own sperm to father children, in dubious ethics.
    Another guy in America, who lives in a camper van by the beach is supposed to have fathered over a hundred children. By donation.
    Unlicenced donation, disease risks, and possibility of siblings going on to have children together unknowingly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    A guy in Britain claims to have fathered over 800 children by sperm donation and sells his sperm on facebook.
    Licenced fertility clinics in Britain limit the no of children a single donor can father.
    Then there was the doctor in a US clinic used his own sperm to father children, in dubious ethics.
    Another guy in America, who lives in a camper van by the beach is supposed to have fathered over a hundred children. By donation.
    Unlicenced donation, disease risks, and possibility of siblings going on to have children together unknowingly.
    also heard when these women go to the clinic they want the lot and are very very hard to please.
    The sperm they seek has to be from someone who is tall, extremely handsome, a penis bigger than King Kong's and smarter than Stephen Hawkings, its just simply not achievable alcatel

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    also heard when these women go to the clinic they want the lot and are very very hard to please.
    The sperm they seek has to be from someone who is tall, extremely handsome, a penis bigger than King Kong's and smarter than Stephen Hawkings, its just simply not achievable alcatel
    If you're paying for a glob of genetic material why wouldn't you want the best?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBastard View Post
    If you're paying for a glob of genetic material why wouldn't you want the best?
    the best yes, the impossible ???????????

    a man is just a man

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    the best yes, the impossible ???????????

    a man is just a man
    I've a friend who has started the process (to be continued once she has another medical issue sorted), obviously top of the list is low history of genetic disorders/potential future health issues, family history of cancer etc. Last deciding factor is aesthetics, although I can only speak in her case, I'm sure there are more vain people out there that would value looks over potential future health.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBastard View Post
    I've a friend who has started the process (to be continued once she has another medical issue sorted), obviously top of the list is low history of genetic disorders/potential future health issues, family history of cancer etc. Last deciding factor is aesthetics, although I can only speak in her case, I'm sure there are more vain people out there that would value looks over potential future health.
    Yes true, I know the ladies living in Beverly Hills want the premium stuff, saw a programme about its they want the ultimate supreme human being, maybe world domination was in their minds

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    I'm available to donate, no complaints in the looks department but if they are after offspring's with big cocks, then i'm not the man
    Unlike eggs which do not change, sperm can alter every 16 days, so as males grow older sperm becomes not so good.
    After the age of 50 the sperm has possibly undergone several mutations.
    In other words men also have a sort of biological clock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    also heard when these women go to the clinic they want the lot and are very very hard to please.
    The sperm they seek has to be from someone who is tall, extremely handsome, a penis bigger than King Kong's and smarter than Stephen Hawkings, its just simply not achievable alcatel
    Not so sure - I've just cone back out of retirement ) !!

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