Bizarre questions escorts have asked you.

[alcatel]

She looks like this

Great post Willie,

You da man!

[willie wacker]

that some kind of crime and punishment setup? Slip up and utter one of the forbidden phrases and pay the price

You might enjoy a visit to Cherry

[alcatel]

You might enjoy a visit to Cherry

She might pop his cherry for him, with that contraption.

[willie wacker]

She might pop his cherry for him, with that contraption.

I think that,s the plan

[Bongo]

What type of shampoo do you use? Whilst lying there half dead she raises her head and says what type of shampoo do you use baby , its gorgeous.
Now its a bubble gum scented one but I thought eehhhhh time to leave.
Same lady whilst me getting dressed picked up my footy Jersey and walking over to me she smelt it.
You know like in the adds when they give it a good old sniff and say something like hhhmmmm Lenor well she literally smelt every inch of it and asked me what washing powder and after shave I wore.

I never went back after that.

I think i know who you mean.
You dont mean rebeka do you?

[SteveB]

I think i know who you mean.
You dont mean rebeka do you?

I think so.


Escort equivalent of Father Jack.
Could even tell what after shave you wore and what sort of bottle it came in.

[sixfourblond]

Do you like guys with muscles!

[FatBastard]

I am too curious I shall have to find out for myself

3 innocent questions no client should ever ask at the same time.


Have you had a busy day.

Can I be your last client tonight.

Are you alone.

Shudder are you being friendly or sizing up to rob, lol they are innocent questions but think about the circumstances they are being asked in.

Just goes to show that generic chit chat could come across creepy as hell in the escort/client situation. Interesting insight.

[Bongo]

I think so.


Escort equivalent of Father Jack.
Could even tell what after shave you wore and what sort of bottle it came in.

The only reason i asked is because she loved bubble gum mouth wash.
I didn't mind her she was a lovely girl, but yeah she was always good at guessing after save, she even used my coca cola flavoured lip balm when i took it out of my pocket lol.

[Bongo]

I am too curious I shall have to find out for myself

3 innocent questions no client should ever ask at the same time.


Have you had a busy day.

Can I be your last client tonight.

Are you alone.

Shudder are you being friendly or sizing up to rob, lol they are innocent questions but think about the circumstances they are being asked in.

James Cork so