Bizarre questions escorts have asked you.

**EIFII** · 06-09-16, 10:02

Originally Posted by Bongo

Now you want to demonstrate your lack of imagination as well? Can't you come up with an original remark?

**bedders1** · 06-09-16, 10:07

A few i remember

Are You married?

Where do you live?

Can you lend me some money for my sick sister/mother/whatever

You are the best lover ever please stay longer . No charge. In fact i will pay you

Is it always so big?

**philipkntz** · 06-09-16, 10:21

What do other womens tits feel like?

**FatBastard** · 06-09-16, 10:26

Originally Posted by Irish Josephine

Guilty

I have never felt fake ones, I'm curious.

I'm sure you could make an appointment with one of the fine advertisers here that are sporting a pair. There's an eejits guide to punting if its your first time

**philipkntz** · 06-09-16, 10:26

Originally Posted by Irish Josephine

Guilty

I have never felt fake ones, I'm curious.

Funny. It was you that asked that one.

**MidlifeCrisis** · 06-09-16, 10:27

Originally Posted by Bongo

When your lying there after sex and your caressing the escort softly and you are talking about stuff and she asks you something like this.

"Do planes have horns"?

Whats that dear? I said

"Do Planes have horns?", "You Know just in case another plane gets to close and they need to let them know".

On the plus side, you thought of a thread that had not been done before.

**philipkntz** · 06-09-16, 10:35

Originally Posted by Irish Josephine

Yep, thought so xx

You've got an itch, you should scratch it.

**alcatel** · 06-09-16, 10:35

Originally Posted by Bongo

Oh she did all right.
To be fair but i dont think clients book escorts for there IQ and thrilling conversation.

You'd be surprised.
But then the average client isn't a budding intellectual, in the making, either.

**alcatel** · 06-09-16, 10:38

Originally Posted by bedders1

A few i remember

Are You married?

Where do you live?

Can you lend me some money for my sick sister/mother/whatever

You are the best lover ever please stay longer . No charge. In fact i will pay you

Is it always so big?

Are you still a liar?

Is this a rhetorical question?

**alcatel** · 06-09-16, 10:41

Originally Posted by EIFII

Ironically if an intelligent and smart escort - there are plenty - was looking for a punter to match, she knows not to look in your direction!

They know not to expect stimulating conversation from him.
They look in his direction because he's a lovely, sweet natured nice guy.

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