Will work for sex

[Mister Anderson]

I'm a bit brassers at the moment so I cant afford to visit any ladies, but thinking outside the box, I am very handy and have a big box of tools, so if any ladies have any jobs they want doing in exchange for sex, please pm me

painting
plumbing
electrics
carpentry

i cant really do any of them, but god loves a trier

i can fix computers...mostly and walk dogs, but i may not come back with the right one, so unless you are fussy, should be ok
I can cook...if you only eat beans and eggy peggy bread, I do make a mean cup of tea
oh and if you are unsure if you want to get married or commit to a boyfriend, I can stay over and believe me, by the morning you will soon reconsider and go back to single life

So there you go ladies, please dont fill up my inbox too quickly, this offer is only for the next year or so

I've a nest of wasps beneath the cat box in my backyard. How much for you to come hither and remove it? Naked. Of course.