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    Cool Fart

    Imagine being with an escort and she farted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Imagine being with an escort and she farted.
    Oh a nice fanny fart really steals the show.
    "I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Imagine being with an escort and she farted.
    all you can hope for is that she hadnt the chicken vindaloo the night before
    Last edited by howardsteele; 26-08-16 at 09:57.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Imagine being with an escort and she farted.
    Very well said 'imagine' because with clients was happened few times when they farted.
    Tie and tease is the practice of tying up a partner and bringing them to the brink of climax by stopping short and denying them an orgasm. In tie and tease, the bound partner is often stimulated repeatedly and held in a highly-aroused state without relief.If the passive (bound) partner is permitted to orgasm it may be more intense than usual due to the extended stimulation and resulting build up of tension and arousal. Alternately, the bound partner may be completely denied orgasm and left in a state of sexual frustration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Imagine being with an escort and she farted.
    Shit happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce 4play View Post
    Oh a nice fanny fart really steals the show.
    It's not surprising that the ladies don't post here anymore with threads like this, what ya think Brucie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    It's not surprising that the ladies don't post here anymore with threads like this, what ya think Brucie?
    He's away looking for a Brucie Bonus
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...-Bastard-story

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    Thanks for the good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBastard View Post
    He's away looking for a Brucie Bonus
    First I've seen of him since Terry Wogan died, must be shitting himself .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    First I've seen of him since Terry Wogan died, must be shitting himself .
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...-Bastard-story

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    Farts are like children
    You can only stand your own


    " WE ARE CONNACHT "

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