Slap it up him, teach him not to be a thief. There's a kid on youtube called Lewis's Tech that got an interview out of one of them. Interesting to hear the other side of it, the guy knew fine well what he was doing, hated himself for doing it but its the only way to get experience for a legit tech job.
I enjoy when I get a slightly stupid one to use teamviewer rather than gotoassist because you can still use wireshark to capture their IP via teamviewer. Ask them where they are (and it's usually Washington DC they say) then listen to the stutter when you hit them with the exact town they're in, in India
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