Is location important when choosing an Escort

[MrBlonde1]

They just think your a lunatic and avoid

just noticed you have breasts...nice!

[howardsteele]

Is it good form to describe a lady as 'spacious'?

any lady would be spacious if you had a cock as small as mine but thats not what i meant, Its stunning

[howardsteele]

They just think your a lunatic and avoid

thinking back the escort must have known too but probably saw it as funny, she was grinning alot as she kissed me goodbye and sent me on my way

[FatBastard]

yes good point but if you walk in and out confidently then people are less likely to notice. A lot of people run business's from apartments and houses, my friend does acupuncture and has men in and out all the time, and they do the wandering around with the phone glued to them as well.

Going in, no bother. Coming out? Can feel every pair of eyes in the county burning holes in the back of my head - even if the area is deserted.

Maybe should wear a DHL shirt and carry a clipboard

[MrBlonde1]

Going in, no bother. Coming out? Can feel every pair of eyes in the county burning holes in the back of my head - even if the area is deserted.

Maybe should wear a DHL shirt and carry a clipboard

bollox i dont care if its a good punt, walk out with a spring in my step, a smile on my face and a load off my.........mind!

[howardsteele]

Going in, no bother. Coming out? Can feel every pair of eyes in the county burning holes in the back of my head - even if the area is deserted.

Maybe should wear a DHL shirt and carry a clipboard

Good idea is to dress up as Santa and no one will suspect but you'd be bit hampered as its seasonal.
A Guy on here pretends to be a plumber when visiting and wears snickers trousers and has a screwdriver, monkey wrench and some copper piping in the pockets and pretends he's going to service an appliance, thats a good idea and he always gets the job done in half an hour or less

[FatBastard]

bollox i dont care if its a good punt, walk out with a spring in my step, a smile on my face and a load off my.........mind!

That's why I feel so out of place, walking head held high whistling a jaunty tune instead of my usual head down moap!!

[ilovepussy123]

Good idea is to dress up as Santa and no one will suspect but you'd be bit hampered as its seasonal.
A Guy on here pretends to be a plumber when visiting and wears snickers trousers and has a screwdriver, monkey wrench and some copper piping in the pockets and pretends he's going to service an appliance, thats a good idea and he always gets the job done in half an hour or less

santa only comes once a year

[lildick]

i'm as much guilty myself as once walked out of escorts apartment onto main street with the pants on back to front, i'm sure people saw me going in with the them on the right way round, its only when i couldnt find my car keys did i realise something wasnt right

Probably very lucky you had your own pants on you. With pants on back to front maybe people thought you were going in? Which way was your head facing? Lol.

[Clubcard]

I prefer to visit well established girls in not so well established premises. Normally the location is very discrete, clean and welcoming.