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    Default Can You Tell if a Woman is Faking an Orgasm?


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    Not if she's any good at it, no!

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    I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm. She said she doesn't like to call me at work.

    Why did God create orgasms? So women can moan even when they're happy.

    Do you know why women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay.

    Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

    A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Mod View Post
    yes, she drops her bag of chips

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Mod View Post
    Why in earth would you need to know that!!

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