Originally Posted by
roryman
Arrrh now in my "Ricki Lake" mode, (Although obviously I have much better tits)
I would say that Bigpaws is a strange cross of Victor Meldrew with a human rights campaigner and the maverick cop
He just LOVES a good crusade, does our Mr Paws.
Perhaps he always wanted to be a policeman or a traindriver but got turned down (too short? Cap didnt fit?)
He's never happier than when he can right a wrong, or take on "The Establishment"
He is certainly no sheep, is our Mr Paws, instead he is the angry crow buzzing around, getting in your face, flapping his wings, demanding to be heard "for the little people"
He fights for us, for freedom of speech, rip off escorts, half empty crisp bags.
He counts the number of smarties in a tube, the size of the tube and compares it to how it used to be. Wherever and whenever there is an injustice, (real or perceived), he rolls up his sleeves and fearlessly dives in, he takes it on the chin for us ordianry folk, against the high and mighty faceless corporations.
Fight on crusader, fight on.. for I fear your work will never be done
(Your not a parking ticket attendant by any chance are you Paws?)
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