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Dick
New members are required to take a simple test. Please choose A, B or C to the questions below
1/ You have just left an escorts apartment, do you
A: Hide in the bushes and see who's next, camera phone at the ready?
B: Go back an hour later and demand free sex as you are really garda
C: Wander around for a bit with a phone clamped to your ear trying to book another one in the same block as its a really horny day
2/ You saw an escort and realise there is something special between you both, do you
A: Bombard her with text messages and voicecalls, asking her out on dates and say how you can save her and give her a better life
B: Stalk her on the forum, lots of pm's and thanking all her posts, even if they aren't about you
C: Book her using a different number and turn up with a priest and your mother and a diamond ring from Argos
3/ You REALLY fancy an escort but shes well pricey, €80 FFS! Do you
A: Ring and haggle, after all, shes not many reviews and you promise a great review if she gives you a discount
B: Post in client requests, offering €200 euros for the whole day, that's a lot of dosh and you will let her kip down for a few hours before getting back on the job
C: Post a price thread and just wank off to a few pics on the posted links, congratulating yourself on saving a few bob
Q3 answer b
Nearly feel outa the bed laughing at that
Think your post should be made a sticky
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