let me introduce myself

[Dick]

so how did i do ..did i pass then

Flying colours mate, welcome to the forum!

[scatmanjohn]

did you take my test yet?

yes completed

[tom rambo]

I'm the scatman but my friends call me John

Welcome john,

[Mister Anderson]

New members are required to take a simple test. Please choose A, B or C to the questions below

1/ You have just left an escorts apartment, do you

A: Hide in the bushes and see who's next, camera phone at the ready?
B: Go back an hour later and demand free sex as you are really garda
C: Wander around for a bit with a phone clamped to your ear trying to book another one in the same block as its a really horny day

2/ You saw an escort and realise there is something special between you both, do you

A: Bombard her with text messages and voicecalls, asking her out on dates and say how you can save her and give her a better life
B: Stalk her on the forum, lots of pm's and thanking all her posts, even if they aren't about you
C: Book her using a different number and turn up with a priest and your mother and a diamond ring from Argos

3/ You REALLY fancy an escort but shes well pricey, €80 FFS! Do you

A: Ring and haggle, after all, shes not many reviews and you promise a great review if she gives you a discount
B: Post in client requests, offering €200 euros for the whole day, that's a lot of dosh and you will let her kip down for a few hours before getting back on the job
C: Post a price thread and just wank off to a few pics on the posted links, congratulating yourself on saving a few bob

Hah! I shall not be telling anyone me test results.

[scatmanjohn]

Flying colours mate, welcome to the forum!

there was no wrong answers to any of those questions, was there?

[scatmanjohn]

Yes they are darling & don't worry about me sticks and stones may break my bones but will never hurt me

I'm so sad now Sarah and names do hurt. Irishdeltaforce thinks i haven't a hope in hells chance of getting a woman on here as thinks i'm going to drop me trousers and take a dump on them

[Mister Anderson]

They're doing you a favor. scatmanjohn sounds like you want to take a dump on an Escort's chest, good lock getting a booking with that name, by Pm anyway!

What? Dave is a perfectly good name ...

[Dick]

there was no wrong answers to any of those questions, was there?

Busted! You will do well grasshopper

[scatmanjohn]

I did didnt I!


Sorry Dave!

Or should I call you by your full name Mr David Party Esquire AKA "Raving Dave"

do you wish to be my friend small horn, i feel so lonely and naked on here

[SmallHorn]

do you wish to be my friend small horn, i feel so lonely and naked on here

Wait till you meet Tom Sand.


You two will get on so well together....... i sense a Bromanc