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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    We have a tie break situation folks, two have 1 item each currently, so if no-one beats that in the next day or so, I’m of to both the Queen of Tarts (Oh yes yes yes) to rock her house of cards to its very foundations or up North to explore Rorys Boyne valley (Oh no no no).
    well if you had the op and threw the lad to a 3 legged terrier, then the gonads have to be in the bag!!! You cant be carrying them around in you pocket..
    And you probably have an industrial size atrixo there too, for those ham hocks protruding from your sleeves.
    Is that 2??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epsilon View Post
    well if you had the op and threw the lad to a 3 legged terrier, then the gonads have to be in the bag!!! You cant be carrying them around in you pocket..
    And you probably have an industrial size atrixo there too, for those ham hocks protruding from your sleeves.
    Is that 2??????
    O.K. Its now turning into a gang bang, very funny Ep. But the lee roads headed north when they saw the surgeon gowning up, their somewhere around my ears and are not for being talked down. I got the Op done on the cheap in Thailand by backyard butcher. I may not be anatomically correct as such, but I’ve no problems accommodating the larger lads shall we say, but if your packing a pecker, you might as well be shagging a milk maids bucket for all the puchase your gonna get, now can’t fault my honesty as an Escort now lads can you. You qualify as your not to far out on the second. Close enough so here’s my cigar, whoops forgot the terrier is dining like a king on that at the mo.

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    Your place or mine Epsilon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    O.K. Its now turning into a gang bang, very funny Ep. But the lee roads headed north when they saw the surgeon gowning up, their somewhere around my ears and are not for being talked down. I got the Op done on the cheap in Thailand by backyard butcher. I may not be anatomically correct as such, but I’ve no problems accommodating the larger lads shall we say, but if your packing a pecker, you might as well be shagging a milk maids bucket for all the puchase your gonna get, now can’t fault my honesty as an Escort now lads can you. You qualify as your not to far out on the second. Close enough so here’s my cigar, whoops forgot the terrier is dining like a king on that at the mo.

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    Your place or mine Epsilon?
    deffo yours.. need a change of scenery.. a trip to the nowaynevernowhereland ranch is on my bucket list

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epsilon View Post
    deffo yours.. need a change of scenery.. a trip to the nowaynevernowhereland ranch is on my bucket list
    I’ll alert Security to your impending arrival, code is, "Flypan is a Genius",

    PM any special requirements or attire to be worn, I do a range from Boilersuit man, to Foxhunting pratt.

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