That was clever...

[Banjo]

Came back to my lodgings pissed one afternoon to find myself locked out. Nobody else home to let me in so I went and borrowed a ladder from the local shop. My second floor bedroom window at the back was open (that's three floors up, just to be clear). You know what's going to happen ..... with one leg in the window the ladder went from under my other leg. Some comical attempts were made by be to save myself ..... I reckon my finger nail scratch marks are still on the window frame. Of course I fell out and landed on the concrete.

Managed to get myself found by a neighbour and off to the hospital. I badly sprained an ankle and that's it. Lucky escape .... I became known as the rubber man after that.

[Violette]

Came back to my lodgings pissed one afternoon to find myself locked out. Nobody else home to let me in so I went and borrowed a ladder from the local shop. My second floor bedroom window at the back was open (that's three floors up, just to be clear). You know what's going to happen ..... with one leg in the window the ladder went from under my other leg. Some comical attempts were made by be to save myself ..... I reckon my finger nail scratch marks are still on the window frame. Of course I fell out and landed on the concrete.

Managed to get myself found by a neighbour and off to the hospital. I badly sprained an ankle and that's it. Lucky escape .... I became known as the rubber man after that.

Jesus christ man. I guess God protects fools and children, and in Ireland drunks as well.