Grass on the pitch

[hornylimerick]

I can't remember the last time I saw grass on the pitch so to speak.
Just curious if anyone keeps a bush?

I for one happy the bush seems to be extinct, I mean why would you want to cover up a thing if such beauty???

Plus getting hairs in your mouth is a bitch!

I don't think I've seen a hairy pussy on a woman in years and lads you should all take the lead from the girls and make sure your nice and presentable down there too!!