Where are all the soapstars?

[Liz McDonald]

Don't worry JR, I'm here. I'm queen of the rovers and the new queen of E-I soap opera.

Hey!!! hey!!! Steeeve keep away from Becky or I'll ring your kneck. Go down the cellar and change a barrel. Me and JR are going to have lots of naughty fun together.

[sue ellen]

Don't worry JR, I'm here. I'm queen of the rovers and the new queen of E-I soap opera.
Me and JR are going to have lots of naughty fun together.

naughty fun together liz? how dare you

dont you tempt my man, well not until i do him in first

you can be lady in waiting liz mcd

i,m the new queen of EI soap opera

[Liz McDonald]

Look at the state of you!!!

What have you been doing with yourself. Have you been on a bender with Peter Barlow

I think all this drinking is giving you strange ideas and you've lost the grasp of reality. Like certain other people I know around here, not mentioning any names

[sue ellen]

Look at the state of you!!!

What have you been doing with yourself. Have you been on a bender with Peter Barlow

I think all this drinking is giving you strange ideas and you've lost the grasp of reality. Like certain other people I know around here, not mentioning any names

listen lucy ewing, i dont drink

well not before i get out of bed

peter barlow is a bender, he drinks like a woman, well like me

what names wont you mention? i can keep a secret tee hee

[JR Ewing]

You've just woken me from me midday nap. I was having a lovely dream of Malena and Carmen. What a pair they are. Their young and sexy. Not like you washed up trollops

Sue Ellen your making a show of yourself yet again. Your supposed to be in Cork. I wouldn't have anything to do with any tramp but you darling

[sue ellen]

You've just woken me from me midday nap. I was having a lovely dream of Malena and Carmen. What a pair they are. Their young and sexy. Not like you washed up trollops

Sue Ellen your making a show of yourself yet again. Your supposed to be in Cork. I wouldn't have anything to do with any tramp but you darling

how dare you fantasy about the servant girls JR

well i,ve news for you i sacked them both and sent them back to Mexico

what am i supposed to be doing in cork the place is full of foreigners all these irish telling you "oh i,m american too, my great gran daddy emigrated from america to ireland"

bunch of want-to-be yanks

[JR Ewing]

Please don't sack those sexy girls. They do a good job of my stetson

I'm sorry Sue Ellen Cork is beneath you. You deserve better than that. Your right about these yanks pretending their Irish, pathetic