You can bate the wife, but you can't bate the craic!
Not if she was that fucking size you couldn't!!!!
You can bate the wife, but you can't bate the craic!
Not if she was that fucking size you couldn't!!!!
She would crush your member in an instant! I'm sure I've seen her crushing water melons
Not a hope in hell... honestly.. looks too much like a bloke for my liking