your favorite Quotes

[jacksparrow2010]

"i used to think i was indecisive but now im not sure"

"friends aer like bras close to your heart and there for support"

"everyone has a photographic memory , some don't have any film"

"if your not on the edge your taking up to much room"

"if your fighting a bear,you have to walk up to him and smack him in the mouth"

"who am I? , IM CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!"

[rover]

"When you're arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.

[Epsilon]

I married your mother because i wanted children.
You can imagine my disappointment when you came along!!

Patricia is so old, she can remember when the dead sea was just sick!

i never forget a face, but in your case, i'll make an exception!

Dont let your mind wander, its far too small to be let out on its own!

I dont think you are a fool, but whats my opinion compared to that ofD millions of others?

Do you want people to accept you exactly as you are? or do you want them to like you?

The smallest minds always have the biggest mouths!!

You are cruelly depriving a villiage ofits idiot!!

If moses had met you there would be another commandment!

When you go to a mind reader do you het it half price?

[Bigbadjohn]

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.


.....Oogway: from kung fu panda

[rover]

"Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the Answer."

[westcorklad]

"Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer."

[Epsilon]

"Save your breath for your inflatable Girlfriend"

[rimmerguy]

A woman needs a reason to have sex , a man just needs a place to !

[Epsilon]

"Your not yourself today! I noticed the improvement Immediatly."

[ninebythree]

blow me bitch



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