guess whats in my suitecase ***GAME***

[Quarterpoundher]

Michael Jackson’s nose
Shergar/Lord Lucan/Jimmy Hoffa
Bobbits bits
Fold up exercise bike
Mini Me from Autin Powers
Arnies sunglasses from the Terminator
Colin Farrels Mojo (what’s happened to him?)
Gordan Browns luck
Elvis’s last half-eaten burger
Hitler’s moustache and how to look a twat in 5 easy steps book
Irelands chances of winning a Eurovision song contest
The Summer
Engelbert Humperdinck’s sings Heavy Metal of the Eighties collection
Patricia’s’ trousers (DO NOT GIVE THEM BACK)
A suitcase sized nuclear device that George Cloony is desperately trying to find, and is hunting you down (Your not running very fast Kat, pray tell)
The nok list from Mission Impossible (Your running even slower now)
Brad Pitts jock strap from Troy (Ok, now your not moving at all)
Angelina Jolie (Christ it’s a wonder you even leave the house)
Alexi D (I wouldn’t leave the house either)
Incredible Hulks last underpants
The brick in the Father Ted (Speed) parody with Dougal in the Milk float
Biddy from Glenroe’s make up kit + Dinnys limp (come on, it must be in there somewhere)
Evil Kenevil’s last unbroken bone
Erik Estrada from chip’s teeth whitening kit
Rhianna’s umbrella ella ella
Girls aloud voice boxes
Louie Walsh/Simon Cowell/Sharon Osbourne (drop the suitcase in the nearest river PLEASE)
The Turin shroud/The spear that pierced Christ’s side/the last 5 Jehovah’s witness’s who call to you to spread the good word
Hannibal Lectors fine dining china and bag of fava beans
The launch codes for the US missile silos
Dubya Bushs last brain cell
Spare laptop for me
My punting cherry (whoops, secrets out, the kitty kat got the cream, and oh how she lapped )

Books

Paris Hilton – My Harvard years [autobiographical]
Bigpaws – My Punting years circa 18 to ??? [Factual]
QPH - My Punting years circa 18 to 34 [wishful thinking]
Jake – The importance of free speech in a Modern European democratic context [Fantasy]
Carlos – My part In bringing down the Kennedy’s and Fidel and Me [Historical/Romance]
Jim Duggan – A introduction to face painting [self development]
The idiots guide to the Bible/Koran/seventh day adventist’s
Ncb – how to win friends and influence people [self help]
Black Mamba – ETERNAL DAMNATION AWAITS [Religious fanaticism]
Westside – My battle with reality [Factual/Fantasy]
Steve Staunton - I’m the Gaffer, guide to international Management [Comedy]


Ok Kat, game over, you must have most of those… brace yourself Woman, I’ll be over shortly, shower on medium hot, bed facing North/South, all time monitoring devices removed, oh and be sure to stretch those limbs, I intend to find out if this Kat always lands on her feet…

MEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW...

[ninebythree]

Michael Jackson’s nose
Shergar/Lord Lucan/Jimmy Hoffa
Bobbits bits
Fold up exercise bike
Mini Me from Autin Powers
Arnies sunglasses from the Terminator
Colin Farrels Mojo (what’s happened to him?)
Gordan Browns luck
Elvis’s last half-eaten burger
Hitler’s moustache and how to look a twat in 5 easy steps book
Irelands chances of winning a Eurovision song contest
The Summer
Engelbert Humperdinck’s sings Heavy Metal of the Eighties collection
Patricia’s’ trousers (DO NOT GIVE THEM BACK)
A suitcase sized nuclear device that George Cloony is desperately trying to find, and is hunting you down (Your not running very fast Kat, pray tell)
The nok list from Mission Impossible (Your running even slower now)
Brad Pitts jock strap from Troy (Ok, now your not moving at all)
Angelina Jolie (Christ it’s a wonder you even leave the house)
Alexi D (I wouldn’t leave the house either)
Incredible Hulks last underpants
The brick in the Father Ted (Speed) parody with Dougal in the Milk float
Biddy from Glenroe’s make up kit + Dinnys limp (come on, it must be in there somewhere)
Evil Kenevil’s last unbroken bone
Erik Estrada from chip’s teeth whitening kit
Rhianna’s umbrella ella ella
Girls aloud voice boxes
Louie Walsh/Simon Cowell/Sharon Osbourne (drop the suitcase in the nearest river PLEASE)
The Turin shroud/The spear that pierced Christ’s side/the last 5 Jehovah’s witness’s who call to you to spread the good word
Hannibal Lectors fine dining china and bag of fava beans
The launch codes for the US missile silos
Dubya Bushs last brain cell
Spare laptop for me
My punting cherry (whoops, secrets out, the kitty kat got the cream, and oh how she lapped )

Books

Paris Hilton – My Harvard years [autobiographical]
Bigpaws – My Punting years circa 18 to ??? [Factual]
QPH - My Punting years circa 18 to 34 [wishful thinking]
Jake – The importance of free speech in a Modern European democratic context [Fantasy]
Carlos – My part In bringing down the Kennedy’s and Fidel and Me [Historical/Romance]
Jim Duggan – A introduction to face painting [self development]
The idiots guide to the Bible/Koran/seventh day adventist’s
Ncb – how to win friends and influence people [self help]
Black Mamba – ETERNAL DAMNATION AWAITS [Religious fanaticism]
Westside – My battle with reality [Factual/Fantasy]
Steve Staunton - I’m the Gaffer, guide to international Management [Comedy]


Ok Kat, game over, you must have most of those… brace yourself Woman, I’ll be over shortly, shower on medium hot, bed facing North/South, all time monitoring devices removed, oh and be sure to stretch those limbs, I intend to find out if this Kat always lands on her feet…

MEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW...

qph.

i have to say that is the funniest post i read in a long long time


nbt

[bhoywonder]

hmmmm,

shoes(you've probably got shoes, i think)
socks(IF you have shoes then you probably got socks. maybe)

uummmm......toothpaste???



oh to hell with this just give the prize to QPH. i cant compete with that. i mean, jimmy hoffa.....the summer


mind you i think i might be winning at this stage

[katxxx]

hmmmm,

shoes(you've probably got shoes, i think)
socks(IF you have shoes then you probably got socks. maybe)

uummmm......toothpaste???



oh to hell with this just give the prize to QPH. i cant compete with that. i mean, jimmy hoffa.....the summer


mind you i think i might be winning at this stage

this would have been more like it...
Your score is 3.
I got a list from snowball he pmd me on the other site, score is 24.
remember guys, it's about the suitecase not the handbag.
xxx
guys jokes asside, I need to know, when you make a real entry or just messing.... if you know what I mean.... messing is ok, but I need to know, if you are entering for real. So can you include that, when it is for real, otherwise I'll not take your list seriously....

[funnights74]

Kat joking aside babe i want to enter you for real

[Quarterpoundher]

Thanks NBT, I’m only getting started,

I WANT THAT DISCOUNT!!!

Ps

I wonder is there a Punting voucher you can get from Escorts to give as a gift?, (seriously)

[funnights74]

Is punter4life in there chopped up into tiny little pieces and if not why not???

[katxxx]

yes, it is funny....
I'm affraid to say though, that everybody has only one hit at this, so qph has just scored a big fat zero I'm affraid....
next contestant pls!
xxx

[Quarterpoundher]

yes, it is funny....
I'm affraid to say though, that everybody has only one hit at this, so qph has just scored a big fat zero I'm affraid....
xxx

I never knew that, I’m a six shooter Kat, not a fire and forget……NOOOOOooooooooooo…..[Thump]

That’s my dream just throwing itself of the roof of the hay shed, but it will probably survive as it landed on the Gay Horse’s scatter cushions…

How could you not have a Laptop in the suitcase, I figured they are a must have in this buisness, up there with a Nurses uniform and a strap on, (Or am I just attracting the wrong kind of clientele )

[katxxx]

I read trough your list, but other then the laptop, I can't see the other items you have pointed out!!!! Am I missing something???