I have a better idea. We all log on to E-I on Christmas Day at say 3.15 pm after we've demolished the Christmas turkey and watched the Queen's speech. For a change, instead of gathering around the Christmas tree in a drunken stupor, get the whole family to gather around the laptop and show her in doors and the kids all the nice ladies that you have shagged over the past year.
Let's have a real E-I Community Spirit this Christmas!