I have a question...

[Sam Spade]

Remember that "man can not live by bread alone".
I for one would never have the will power.

So, I have to continue presenting my less than perfect body to our ladies with the hope they take pity on the less unfortunate.

I will therefore continue to pay for their 'time and companionship',
with the hope that although these escorts may have perfect bodies,
that their eyesight is somewhat less than perfect.

[hornylimerick]

So, I have to continue presenting my less than perfect body to our ladies with the hope they take pity on the less unfortunate.

I will therefore continue to pay for their 'time and companionship',
with the hope that although these escorts may have perfect bodies,
that their eyesight is somewhat less than perfect.

Me two, unfortunately

[OnlyMe]

I've been on a new diet. I stick to it religiously.
I can eat as much as I like, whenever I like, cakes, whatever, everything is allowed.

I like to treat my sex life in the same way. I'm very strict about it.