party!

[Pongo]

I sincerely hope you couldn't be any more daft in the real word benge. And I don't doubt for a minute you would be in the corner at the party but I imagine you mumbling to yourself with your hands fiddling around in your pockets rather than talking to anyone.

Anyway, while a party sounds a wonderful way to meet all the lovely ladies I doubt it would be a safe thing to do. So many sexy lovely ladies in a confined space with so many pervs sounds like a recipe for disaster.

That said, if it happens I'm there and I'd be easy to spot as well as I'd be beside benje mumbling to mysef with my hands in my pockets!