Elizabeth will you marry me?

[carlos marvado]

Ease up boys, he's joining the old family firm....the Pine Fresh Butt Plug brigade.....after all, he swings every which way but loose.

[Ron n Reg]

Ease up boys, he's joining the old family firm....the Pine Fresh Butt Plug brigade.....after all, he swings every which way but loose.

We r sorry Mr Marvado its jus we r very protective of r dear sweet innoce……hang on…ok so she ain’t all dat innocent but we made a promise ta er ole man on his death bed (ok it woz us dat put him there fair nough) but we is ruddy dammed if we r gonna let a class bird like Lizbet marry a muppet like dat!!

Put us down for a few extra large an noblely pine cones as we r gonna find out if n clint is as tough as e makes out. he gets r goat e does an naw mistake

And we wanna try out da delux model on a dead rapper we hear is hangin around the gaff like a bad smell. We ates bleedin rappers. We’ll see ow he takes to it an all goin swell we will take a few thou for da east euro market plus da bro wants one an all for himself not me UNDERSTAND?

[Clint Eastwood]

Ok punks do you feel lucky. Lets see what your made of. You cant even speak the language your country invented. You english wankers. Im having Elizabeth weather you like it or not. Im coming to Cork tonight to see her. Im going to fly into her room like the milk tray man. Instead of milk tray itll be a diamond ring. I hope shes not on the top floor otherwise I dont know how Ill get that jukebox in. Flyplan is a lucky man Carlos lucky indeed. We could still get married. I heard she used to go to Delhi and Dubai. In those a man could have several wives. I dont know if it applies the other way around. But she wears the trousers in our relationship and shes got more balls than most men.

[Hot Lizzy]

We r sorry Mr Marvado its jus we r very protective of r dear sweet innoce……hang on…ok so she ain’t all dat innocent but we made a promise ta er ole man on his death bed (ok it woz us dat put him there fair nough) but we is ruddy dammed if we r gonna let a class bird like Lizbet marry a muppet like dat!!

Put us down for a few extra large an noblely pine cones as we r gonna find out if n clint is as tough as e makes out. he gets r goat e does an naw mistake

And we wanna try out da delux model on a dead rapper we hear is hangin around the gaff like a bad smell. We ates bleedin rappers. We’ll see ow he takes to it an all goin swell we will take a few thou for da east euro market plus da bro wants one an all for himself not me UNDERSTAND?

Leave it out boys........i like him - infact I love you Clint and its a big YES from me........

Ron n Reg leave him alone he bust me outta jail, just cos you pitched up with the old rover to take me back home doesn't mean you own me.....Bad enough with that Nick sending me off to Cork to turn tricks.....mind I did have a great time.

So The Swallow or Spit retiring in a town near you soon - says yes, as does del monte.

xxxxxxxxxx The Hot One..........She's back and she's ready to attack the Listerine - xx

[Clint Eastwood]

I'm honoured you said yes Elizabeth. Its been worth waiting for. So how about a lavish Christmas Day wedding?

[Hot Lizzy]

I'm honoured you said yes Elizabeth. Its been worth waiting for. So how about a lavish Christmas Day wedding?

I would but i'm a tad busy that day...........hows about a nice long engagement.......... maybe you could come up and see me some time when im in Ireland next month - did you get me that Wurlitzer yet........

Rodeoman said he was going to sort one out for me if you wouldn't.........hes a cool dude - he did call me a few times to see if i was ok.........nice bloke. BBJ also spoke with him too -Just shows you - not the bad girl that all loved to hate any more.......

Love you babe......... Still Heather and Minty now that was a real love affair.


The Listerine retiring Queen at any old town near you soon......... xxx

[Clint Eastwood]

A long engagement is fine. I already have aquired a wurlitzer for you as a wedding gift for you. You just name it Ill get it. I will see you next month when your back in the emerald isle. Then we can get down and dirty and have lots of fun with listerene. Then we can discuss wedding arrangements. When you come back we can make a start on a family. Some little Clints and Lizzies, now wouldnt that be nice.

[Clint Eastwood]

So when are we getting married Elizabeth.

[spunkman]

I would but i'm a tad busy that day...........hows about a nice long engagement.......... maybe you could come up and see me some time when im in Ireland next month - did you get me that Wurlitzer yet........

Rodeoman said he was going to sort one out for me if you wouldn't.........hes a cool dude - he did call me a few times to see if i was ok.........nice bloke. BBJ also spoke with him too -Just shows you - not the bad girl that all loved to hate any more.......

Love you babe......... Still Heather and Minty now that was a real love affair.


The Listerine retiring Queen at any old town near you soon......... xxx

No matter what I have said Lizzie, I would like to wish you a very HAPPY XMAS. This is the season of Peace & Goodwill. Hope you also have a happy & healthy New Year!

[Clint Eastwood]

Elizabeth forget this Johnny Allen joker. Where was he when you were in jail. I busted you out, what a night that was. I can handle Jake. Is he the one from the dark side who bans people and edits their posts.