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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    ah elle,we all know that you scots are a bit like the irish and theres a good chance you are highly intoxicated most of the time
    lol i'm T total mostly hunnie except special occasions its just it's difficult trying to put make-up on, text on the phone, drink tea while balancing the stearing wheel between knees and trying to keep an eye on road

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    Quote Originally Posted by elle of edinburgh View Post
    lol i'm t total mostly hunnie except special occasions its just it's difficult trying to put make-up on, text on the phone, drink tea while balancing the stearing wheel between knees and trying to keep an eye on road

    elle x
    you know as crazy as that sounds iv actually seen it,i mean holy fuck they sud run away with the circus or sumting.
    Then theres the small matter of our senior citizens,you know the ones that pull out right in front of you so you have to slamm the brakes to avoid writeing off their old asses.their so slow that when their pulling off from the lights you can see them reaching over with two hands to let the hand brake off,all in your own good time,zzzzz zzzzzzzzz.by the time they have gone the fucking lights are red again
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    Don't worry, you won't see me driving it's my #1 fear and if you do, ring Garda cuz someone has diefinitely slipped me a mickey

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    That true... do these women even have proper licences...?

    Once I saw a black woman who had crashed straight into a tree/ditch on the side of the road near a forrest with a large fall between it and the road.

    The road was extremely slippy because of icy conditions and is notoriously bad in those conditions, you couldn't blame someone for skidding a little. But this woman wayyyy into the ditch. A slight bit furthur down and she would have gone straight over the side and possibly been killed. I've never seen anyone in a crash that bad up close.

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    I have had the African women drivers (and passengers) experience in London, you gotta feel for those little micras with the four tons of fun.

    That said, in Ireland I am convinced that most people thing the right lane in the dual carriageways are for them to drive like good Europeans. “If you love Lisbon Treaty drive on the right”.

    And then driving down the country and entering the land of the single carriageway and those people who have just travelled to or are returning from the village for their tin of soup and are content to drive at 50 kph on a 100 kph road. If one is lucky enough to come across a climbing lane the frustration only increases as everybody decides to stick to the ‘fast lane’ “for Gods sake I am doing almost 70 kph of course that is fast”

    Ireland is the only country I have seen trucks overtaking cars on single carriageways.

    I was on the continent recently and I did not see a single incident of someone loitering in the overtaking lane.

    Rant over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladi View Post
    I have had the African women drivers (and passengers) experience in London, you gotta feel for those little micras with the four tons of fun.

    That said, in Ireland I am convinced that most people thing the right lane in the dual carriageways are for them to drive like good Europeans. “If you love Lisbon Treaty drive on the right”.

    And then driving down the country and entering the land of the single carriageway and those people who have just travelled to or are returning from the village for their tin of soup and are content to drive at 50 kph on a 100 kph road. If one is lucky enough to come across a climbing lane the frustration only increases as everybody decides to stick to the ‘fast lane’ “for Gods sake I am doing almost 70 kph of course that is fast”

    Ireland is the only country I have seen trucks overtaking cars on single carriageways.

    I was on the continent recently and I did not see a single incident of someone loitering in the overtaking lane.

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    FUCK THATS FRUSTRATING ALRITE,I SEE THIS ON THE MOTORWAY ALL THE TIME,40 FOOT LONG TRUCKS OVERTAKING LITTLE ONE LITRE CARS,UNREAL.OR FUCKERS THAT JUST WONT MOVE OUT OF THE FAST LANE,THATS WHAT I MEAN ABOUT BEEN ABLE TO DO YOUR DRIVING TEST,NOT HAVING AFUCKING CLUE BUT BEEN ABLE TO CARRY ON DRIVING ANYWAYDOESNT MAKE SENSE.ID SAY A LOT OF THESE AFRICAN WOMEN HAVE TRIED AND FAILED THE TEST,BUT THE GOVERMENT WILL JUST KEEP RENEWIN A PROVISINAL LICENCE AS LONG AS YOU KEEP APPLYING FOR THE TEST.
    THERE SUD BE A LIMIT ON THE FAILS YOUR ALLOWED,FAIL SO MANY TIMES AND YOUR ONLY ALLOWED ON THE ROAD FOR LESSONS AND THE TEST THATS IT.
    AND FOUR 20 STONE PLUS PEOPLE IN A NISSAN MICRA CANT BE SAFE,IMAGINE IF ONE FARTED
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    What a load of fucking bollocks ! Its young white males that cant drive for shit and most blokes I know are idiots behind the wheel - Women are far safer and better drivers. Just ask the Insurance companies.

    Will never admit it though.

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