The official "I hate Hal" thread

[Taylor of Manchester]

As, you all know, that's what we awld biddies do in the UK, sat in our 'care homes' - if thats' not an oxymoron (no Hal, not you) I don't know what is........

Moving along....lots to do, glass houses have lots of windows to lick

Crabbs ? Nits ? Head Lice ?

Crabs you catch from hair, mainly pubic......I don't have any for a start, not only that, you have failed (suprise, suprise) to come up with A) a room number or B) the hotel you caught 'CRABBS' off me (yes, that is UPPER CASE)

I don't tell lies, I do what I do 'cos I like the job and also the money, however, as I am unsure of the motive behind your nastiness directed at me, should Mr T and I have any trouble on this tour I shall be very vocal.

Come on Hal, get your stones out...........................assuming your mum hasn't tucked you in yet

T
xxx