smoking?

[hornylimerick]

60 cigarettes a day is excessive, Horny.
they don't relieve stress, but set you up for needing another one.
i think you should consult with a proven hypnotist
save €8k each year and yourself from a painful illness.

I really, really love smoking I can usually stop when i want and do every couple of years for a year or two, but i must admit the world would be short a couple of people if i didn't smoke and that's the truth.

As for the serious illness one could always walk or roll in front of a bus or off a cliff

€8k a year is cheap, considering the peace and joy i feel when smoking, esp with a cup of tea Oh Yeah!!

If like in the past i could't afford it i would stop immediately, i consider them a luxury not a necessity, the might be a necessity for the people around me though