"Birds" thread for WellHungchap and his friends :) My gift to you :)

[Mousey]

Deedin, wellhungchap does be painting word pictures of his sexual shenanigans with his various bitches, slappers, slags, bints et al. Deein and he does be quite vociferous in his declarations about how, while throwing it into them approaching the vinegar stoke, he does deedin well be putting his war face on, yelling out something incredibly misogynist, pushing down on his sphincter to make sure scrote pressure is in the red zone, before deedin well unleashing both barrels of his industrial thick gloopy cock custard all over the lady's face. Deedin and he occasionally elaborates on their shock, surprise, and even some pinkeye...

'Tis a mighty story, well worth the telling, I'd say

[rover]

Deedin, wellhungchap does be painting word pictures of his sexual shenanigans with his various bitches, slappers, slags, bints et al. Deein and he does be quite vociferous in his declarations about how, while throwing it into them approaching the vinegar stoke, he does deedin well be putting his war face on, yelling out something incredibly misogynist, pushing down on his sphincter to make sure scrote pressure is in the red zone, before deedin well unleashing both barrels of his industrial thick gloopy cock custard all over the lady's face. Deedin and he occasionally elaborates on their shock, surprise, and even some pinkeye...

'Tis a mighty story, well worth the telling, I'd say

Thanks Mousey, that was very eloquent, Deedin it was, I think custard spraying the face should be compulsory.