The disappearance of my hubby is down to his being required to fulfil his matri ‘moan’ ial obligations as my betrothed and I doubt he has the energy to see you when I get back home from my travels. You are not the first of his floozies to threaten him with the CSA so best of luck getting a DNA sample darling but he’s fresh out and will be well into the new year.
Good luck at the bingo honey as I already hit the jackpot at the Casino and H always wins with me.