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    Of course I was joking.....I dont believe u can lose any fat without exercises and diet....There some special topical fat burners as well such Ergopharm Sculpt or similar, just search the web..Read that people were satisfied with effects. But usually they contain yohimbine which can have some sied effects if dose is too high...

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    Some body creams are very good but they won`t make the cellulite disappear. Avoid eating fattening and grossy food and soft drinks, things like that!!!Ah, and avoid salt or salty food...Good lucky, gal! xxx Milla


    Quote Originally Posted by pablo_23 View Post
    Of course I was joking.....I dont believe u can lose any fat without exercises and diet....There some special topical fat burners as well such Ergopharm Sculpt or similar, just search the web..Read that people were satisfied with effects. But usually they contain yohimbine which can have some sied effects if dose is too high...


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    Smile no worries

    Darling, just avoid salt is my advice too, also over-sweet drings like coke, fanta etc. and you wonīt even need to excersice:-) would recommend walking and it could be enough, creams etc arenīt helpfull but I also know genes makes a lot and know girls w it who are very skiny...genes... YEP, if you only discovered now, it canīt be that bad! We all getting older:-))) any one has clue how to look much better and younger wout plastic surgery and botox? I donīt vote for fakes! Natural beauty is natural beauty even w some cellulite...
    So let me know too! Donīt worry to much

    xxx Anya

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    ride your way too a healthy lifestyle, everyday, at least one hour or good old fashioned riding and grinding ..and a glass of water or two, you'll had the fittest mickey in Ireland
    JUSTICE FOR AMANDA KNOX AND RAFFAELE SOLLECITO----INNOCENTS

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    @ Anya

    Time Machine?

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    sounds like good idea! Have u got one? Let me know l8r...next decade could be usefull, lol:-p

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    I'd be happy with one that brings me back to last week, I'd get the lotto numbers and all the horse racing winners globally..

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    You need The Diet of Fear Ex P. When you think of it ppl who worry and have lots to fear are generally thin. The diet of Fear can transform you into wearing clothes that you never thought youd wear again ,like nappies. If you need evidence just look at any history book and youll see ,since the dawn of time that ppl with plenty to worry about were thin.

    Ex P i am here to offer you the diet of Fear and to transform you into beyond your former fatty self. Here is all it takes,

    (1) After you apply i will send you my "Introduction to Fear" booklet.Inside this booklet you will find worrying statistics about you and your families susceptibility to tragedy, disease and violence.This alone should begin the weight loss and knock a few pounds of you.

    (2) I write to you explaining that the cost of the first booklet is more than you or anyone else could afford. I will come around at night, your phone will constantly ring but noone will be there.Now your fear and worry are enormous and your starting to look too thin. Of course you see this and worry about it which continues your cycle of weight loss.

    (3) I will tell you its all a gimmick to get your money and you could have done it all on your own but its too late. The added stress that you have brought this on yourself and even asked for it ,will make you look like a skeleton. The weight just continues to fall off like Autumn leaves.

    (4) If you can sleep which is highly unlikely ,i will come around in the early hours of the morning telling you that you are starving to death.This will send you into the final phase. I will prize the final bit of money you have from your pipecleaner- thin fingers as you reach to your arseless jeans pockets to count your final cents.

    You are now thin and free to grace the Catwalks of Paris Ex P assuming that you can grace the outside world during daylight. I know where you live fatty.

    Im coming,
    Westside.

    PS just by reading this post you have applied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    You need The Diet of Fear Ex P. When you think of it ppl who worry and have lots to fear are generally thin. The diet of Fear can transform you into wearing clothes that you never thought youd wear again ,like nappies. If you need evidence just look at any history book and youll see ,since the dawn of time that ppl with plenty to worry about were thin.

    Ex P i am here to offer you the diet of Fear and to transform you into beyond your former fatty self. Here is all it takes,

    (1) After you apply i will send you my "Introduction to Fear" booklet.Inside this booklet you will find worrying statistics about you and your families susceptibility to tragedy, disease and violence.This alone should begin the weight loss and knock a few pounds of you.

    (2) I write to you explaining that the cost of the first booklet is more than you or anyone else could afford. I will come around at night, your phone will constantly ring but noone will be there.Now your fear and worry are enormous and your starting to look too thin. Of course you see this and worry about it which continues your cycle of weight loss.

    (3) I will tell you its all a gimmick to get your money and you could have done it all on your own but its too late. The added stress that you have brought this on yourself and even asked for it ,will make you look like a skeleton. The weight just continues to fall off like Autumn leaves.

    (4) If you can sleep which is highly unlikely ,i will come around in the early hours of the morning telling you that you are starving to death.This will send you into the final phase. I will prize the final bit of money you have from your pipecleaner- thin fingers as you reach to your arseless jeans pockets to count your final cents.

    You are now thin and free to grace the Catwalks of Paris Ex P assuming that you can grace the outside world during daylight. I know where you live fatty.

    Im coming,
    Westside.

    PS just by reading this post you have applied.

    Leave him enough money for the undertaker Westie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    Leave him enough money for the undertaker Westie.
    they can bury him in all of his stolen knickers.

    No christian burial,
    Westside.

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