Escorts wont answer their fones

[Mister Anderson]

Here am I kneading sex urgently........i have an Erection,,,,,,,,,,and there are lodes of escorts around the korner,,doing 24 hours................are they all asleep or what.
They wont do much business later to day with the Lewis strike.
Their fucking phones wont even wake them up.
They shud be barred from turning them off

The moderators will get a list of my complaints later to day,,,,,,and I hope they will take corrective action, against false advertising

If you vote for me in the upcoming election I promise that I'll make it illegal for escorts to ever turn their phones off.

[thequietman10]

Good escorts are often busy escorts try to control yourself and book in advance

[alcatel]

If you vote for me in the upcoming election I promise that I'll make it illegal for escorts to ever turn their phones off.

Strange to see you here in daylight hours.
Must be why you need the shades.

[Mister Anderson]

Strange to see you here in daylight hours.
Must be why you need the shades.

My boss rang this morning to say 'Stay at home, son. Take a load off.' Or maybe he said dump a load

Anyhow, I guess that's his was of endorsing my candidacy. Or maybe I just got fired. I'll have to consult the Oracle.