E-I Nativity

[Hot Lizzy]

This is the cast for the E-I Nativity

Narrator: Thehighwayman
Angel Gabriel: Annavachiva
Joseph: Epsilon
Mary: Hot Lizzy
Wise Men: Anon, Carlos Marvado, Dreamon
Shepherds: Roryman, Alec Horan, Bigbadjohn
Inn-Keeper: Patricia

We could do it like the Royal Family - (Caroline Aherns Royal Family)

I do have one major problem with this........i think you can see it -

If i Mary have to have sex with Epsilon to make a baby Jesus - can you
see my dilema here........also this may come as a terrible shock to you
here but - dare i say this - I'm not a virgin......ahhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!

I know came as a surprise to me too........still i have a very cunning plan
you could always ready black bess and steal the gold, frankincense and Myrrh.
Then we could ride off into the sunset.......

You wanna.......... xxx

[carlos marvado]

We could do it like the Royal Family - (Caroline Aherns Royal Family)

I do have one major problem with this........i think you can see it -

If i Mary have to have sex with Epsilon to make a baby Jesus - can you
see my dilema here........also this may come as a terrible shock to you
here but - dare i say this - I'm not a virgin......ahhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!

I know came as a surprise to me too........still i have a very cunning plan
you could always ready black bess and steal the gold, frankincense and Myrrh.
Then we could ride off into the sunset.......

You wanna.......... xxx

A great idea highway. As for the script, Luke 2.1-20 and Matthew 1.18-2.12 give an outline, but this needs to be fleshed out...............as in the word became flesh dont you know.

The virgin character is a big problem for the casting department. Without beating around the bush (what f***ing bush?), you would have more chance of finding a needle in a haystack or getting a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than finding a virgin on E-I. However, there is a solution at hand.....born again virginity, a simple surgical proceedure which will make the lucky actress (Hot Lizzy Hilton) as tight as a virgin again.

Now as one of the wise men (thank you for that piece of ingenious casting), in this case, the one bearing the present of gold, I think that qualifies me to relieve Lizzy of her born again virginity and thus enable her to give birth without too much discomforture.

Any candidates yet for the Donkey and the Sheep? If you plan to do it Panto style, you could of course introduce a whole range of interesting characters e,g. the baby Jesus' TS Fairy Godmother.

[Shergar]

Any candidates yet for the Donkey and the Sheep? If you plan to do it Panto style.

hi HAND-som, you know, ive a bit of a TRACK RECORD for the theatre, and i dont mean the operating one, haw haw. ive had a STAGE COACH or 2 in my time you know, haw haw. ive performed in front of people, ok, in a ring haw haw. pick me, pick me and i swear i wont make a big ass of myself. haw haw he he haw! shergar