Blond chick NIKKY (04-02-11), Irish Fiona (04-02-11)
Mark, I'm sure you can recommend a suitable thank you card and envelope that befits the occasion.
However I do think cracking one off to an escorts pic should be made illegal through emergency legislation.
It's just as bad as music and film piracy in my book.
I'm adding this to the Independents Alliance Party's manifesto!!
deedin i do be very fond of th'auld "OWO" tith's a lovely thing to have done to oneth's old chap, deedin, only thith's very monring, my own current th'squeeze did perform th'said th'sacred act on my own enormouth's love length, but unfortunately i didnt get to empty my lointh's adin inth'side in her throat, for'n i did waking'd up late, th'so like one of them "Newth's of the World" reporterth's, i did making'd my own excuth'es, and did leave............... id th'say
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.
happygolucky (04-02-11)
actually, i had problems with the turbo charger recently, probably due to me thrashing it through the gears, whilst on my way to work, driving to the shops, or generally just deliberately annoying other road users, by braking using my hand brake, then dropping a couple of gears and leaving them in my wake.. .......... hows you ?
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.
exactly for the last few weeks i thoiught whc had been hacked by somoe well mannered word perfect chappie