Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
Don’t mind if I do old chap, care for a truffle dear boy?

Sorry about the frightful mess, I've had the contents of the study completely rebound in the leather of a soon to be extinct deer like species hitherto native to the central plains of Patagonia, it's just arrived back from my Italian specialist, nice enough chappy, but his English is not what my Latin once was haw haw, what!…

Shall we take this to this main dining hall or are you late for quail hunting on the moors as per usual, you really cannot keep blaming your man servant for you tardiness in your time keeping old boy. Have you any idea the strings I had to pull with the Minister of Justice to cover up your last little foible with the hired help. Really Sir Alex, did you have to fire twice?

It’s just not cricket my good man, not cricket at all.

Tallyho and don’t spare the commoners…
Welcome back and its about bloody time!