Originally Posted by
ladiesman217
My mother's a virgin you cunt!
*10 minutes later*
Wait a second..........
I'M ADOPTED??????????????????????????????????
Or maybe... wasn't there a fella about 2000 years ago whose mother was a virgin too?
Originally Posted by
bettercallsaul
If you are indeed the second coming then the Catholic church will indeed die...well played it was your plan.
Originally Posted by
ladiesman217
Oh how I would cry if that were true. Tears of joy! Would gladly piss on the ashes too! Then throw thousands of boxes of matches on top, douse it all in kerosene, and set the whole lot alight. And then for good measure launch an airstrike. Just to make sure, ya know?
When is the crucifixion?
I volunteer to apply the nails.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.