Just about to post that No. 1 was wrong when I read on down.
Caught, hook and line and sinker.
Nice one.

Here's a little simple of quiz which apparently 80% of 8 year olds get right but only 25% of professional people.

1) How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
2) The king of the animals calls a meeting whose not there?
3) The tortoise is very slow and is the last to arrive. How did he cross the crocodile infested river to get there without being eaten?
See how you get on.