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Lingerie, of course.

Married couple are sitting on the couch watching TV. Husband has remote control and is switching channels constantly.
First golf channel, then porn channel, then golf channel, then porn channel,...

I was at a Jimmy Carr gig a couple of years ago and he was requesting the audience to ask questions. One guy asked him if he had ever had a danger w@nk...then preceeded to explain he would start...

Real, but agree it wouldn't affect my selection of a hot lady

My friends always recommended to rid a cold you best sweat it out with a hot blonde...I'll just watch if that's okay!