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I am dying to try the Amazon position, never had the chance so far and dunno if most girls wanna do it or not, but it's just about the hottest thing I've ever seen.

Taxi driver: Where to, mate?

Client: I'm gonna take you on the most amazing scenic route you've ever seen!

Taxi driver: I dunno about that mate, I've seen a LOT of scenery in my time...
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I don't think it's the machine that's better for your clit than people, it's just that your own touch is more effective.
A guy can finish himself with his hand in about a minute if he wants to, cos...

She is one of the best girls I've ever seen, I think I know why the reviews are off and I'm sure it is just temporary.

https://youtu.be/XL7iYqw0GNk?si=ZjL4IfWy5fQtdghm

Yeah, the top girls for me are the ones that wow you at the door and then wow again in the bedroom! My jaw hit the floor when I saw Alice Evans, Kim, and Victoria Elite in the flesh and was...

It isn't gross, and yes it is a weird personal thing. You are completely ignoring the fact that a girl may want an older man, you are purely looking at it from your own perspective.

Bro, are you seriously asking whether it is ok for a 30 something to have sex with a 20 something? Is this your first time interacting with humans?!

I remember one girl I was with, she was using these thick, black condoms and I swear, it was like she put anaesthetic on me! I couldn't feel anything thru it! I mean, a thin good fit condom is...

Let's not beat around the bush here, there are certain nationalities and cultures that treat women like cattle. I don't blame girls on here for asking questions about prospective clients, every...

Opts out, unverified pics, unverified age, unverified nationality, cheap price and a phone book of favourites. I'd sooner put my lad in a blender, it would probably be safer...

It has been the bane of many of my visits, feels like shrink wrap on me knob! I was under the impression that girls would never go for it if I brought my own, so I asked one lately and she said it'd...

Nobody cares about behind-closed-doors action between consenting adults. What the authorities are trying to stop are brothels, trafficking, and girls on the street. This is why I am so against seeing...

Dieve has had more clients in a year than I have had hot dinners! Literally!
Incredible work ethic, well done!

The dude is an utter douche canoe with an unreal sense of entitlement. By his own admission he is a boring, unattractive, charmless, socially awkward short-arse who earns just enough to get by, and...

I want this too.
I also want a job with massive wages for no work, a fridge that magically restocks itself everyday, a pet chihuahua that shits diamonds...oh, and a Bugatti. And not just any...

The Ukrainians and Palestinians say hello.

I'm telling ya, politicians around the world are jumping ship and getting out of power over the last year or two because they know that shit is about to hit the fan big style. Between COVID...

Congratulations Alice!

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Bud, the UK is still part of Europe. It's the EU they left, not the continent!

He's probably one of the most blatantly racist and hateful people I've ever seen. Scum like him used to have to operate in the shadows, now they can spew their racism right out in the open and no one...

I've been rimmed before, and it was a fantastic feeling, but I was super paranoid I was gonna fart the whole time and ruin everything!
I absolutely love CIM but it is not a deal breaker by any...

Please do not give business to girls who opt out. Take the trip into the city, there is an absolute wealth of amazing girls in Dublin (who allow reviews) on any given day.
Girls who allow reviews...

The shit is about to hit the COVID-fan, methinks. He's just the latest in a continually growing line of COVID-time leaders who have disappeared from frontline politics for dubious, if any, reasons....