Booked an appointment with Jimmy in spite of previous reviewers mentioning his premature ejaculation issue.
Jimmy opened the door of the apartment and I took one look at him and decided "no way...
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Booked an appointment with Jimmy in spite of previous reviewers mentioning his premature ejaculation issue.
Jimmy opened the door of the apartment and I took one look at him and decided "no way...
Sounds like wankst only more expensive :p
I don't think the ship has sailed on Mark Hughes, but it's looking like Steve McLaren's job to lose now.
I've heard Ranieri mentioned too but might log into Paddy Power and put a wee cheeky bet...
If people can trip over your rug I think it needs trimming ;)
I'm not a huge fan of facials as I normally have quite a load and I felt really guilty after I got a girl in the eye once :(
I had something similiar only it was me that fell asleep :(
I was with an escort once in the soixante-neuf position when she *ahem* broke wind in my face
I threw a bukkake party once but I had to cancel it as nobody came.
I'll get my coat
Haha, you Cork people with your wacky ideas :o
It's not always convenient to call an escort, especially if you're at work.
If you wanted to make a donation to the KKK mastercard, visa and paypal can accomodate you, if you want to make a donation to wikileaks they'll not allow that.
Something's fucked up about that.
Who was the escort in question? :p
I could've sworn both were northerners, damn false advertising. How do I go about getting a refund :p
I do so love northern accents.
Think I'm gonna have to book a trip to Leeds :o
As Jack Charlton said when asked about hurling "I'm always suspicious of games where you're to only ones that play it"
EnglishAlex is vying very closely with you Ms Chambers as my favourite girl on EI, the only way to settle this is mud wrestling I fear :o
Dagnabbit, I'm posting from my phone and can't see images today for some reason :(
10ml? At least I'm above average in one regard :o
Ugh, are new ones extra? :o
But I look so handsome and manly with it on :d
As an aside, sorry I missed your trip to Derry, work was bloody lethal, raging to have missed you, hope you had a good time ;)
Can't help but agree, met her a few months back and she was truly stunning, fabulous body, with a wicked sense of humour, if I recall correctly she christened me spunkboy :o
Haha, cheers carlos, I'm nudging closer to the Ronnie Drew side of things, another few weeks and it'll be mighty impressive.
Trimmed nice and tidy down below since you ask ;)
On a slightly related note, what's the opinions on beards on punters? Looking quite homeless these days myself
Haha, exactly what I was alluding too :o
[edit] I'll keep my eyes peeled for your triumphant return
Haha, having already had the pleasure I have to admit biting's low down on the list of things she does with her mouth :o
Jesus, that's some serious cash to give to Paddy Power, I feel your pain Rover, I'd suggest closing your online accounts asap, saved myself a fortune by doing that.
Good luck
How disappointing :p
Boom, RicFlair nailed it in the first reply.
As far as being unfaithful goes though I do think punting's infinitely better than having an affair. But that's only my opinion