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I'm always late for these appointments. I actually can't remember the last time I was on time or early, I'd have to search hard. Possibly Thoreau... Thoreau?

In my mind I can be ready in an hour,...

Sounds like hell.

There is nothing like an interview to send me back up inside myself. What would you like from this session? Eek. Cringe. Stop looking at me. Pillow.

That and sitting opposite...

That was a great story. I didn't know where I was going and then I got there 🤪

I was chatting to her there, she seems lovely. She didn't say anything about the situation/ I just mentioned that she can contact the mods. She's read the thread now and is happy to know that so many...

He is a dick of a man. Is she the one person?

Of course. A huge community of them. I love the Brazilian's, they're fab to work with (in normal jobs). I worked in a nursing home over covid, the place would have fallen apart without them, all they...

Huge, the work ethic is mighty ❤️ good on you x

See, just like girls. He posts things and then second guesses himself and says retarded post. You're all just girls with horns.

P.s. you're asking the wrong questions Cal.

1) I'm built different. Sorry 🙈 I'm around too long to expand on this again. I don't bother talking to the world anymore, he has too much energy and is combative. Baby escorts and friends, yes, but...

Hehe, yes, that is what I was getting at 😋 Fair enough.

Well lookit, isn't it great there's only the one.

Pms about the same girl?

Band camp.

Me. I'd love to duo with you.

The land is good these days, isn't it. You get to keep up to 40k tax free if you've had it for over 7yrs or if (hopefully like myself) you've inherited it.

I think Bollox is well into his 80's

Old like bollocks old or old like Oldfool old?

Hm, it'll have to be the ole probate offer then. We'll talk, we'll talk ;) xx

Or even some woods. Do you have some woodland?

I fell in love with the thought of owning a patch of woods that time I thought a client was chasing me around one.

My time half price for your...

Well, it'd be a reason to visit Belfast. I'd like a place in Belfast.

I'll do a little deal with you. We can be as old fashioned as you like, and I'd like a roadside acre with water and electric for keeps.

Good man lol

People who ask me to cum or who are focused on the cum are the people who are less likely to ever see me cum. It's the male equivalent of being mechanical and trying to get me out the door. Don't...

Don't worry about it. She'll say it if she doesn't want to see older men.

I've always liked men who were far older than I am. I'm 38 but if I were 24 and doing this, I wouldn't take any notice of...

Ah but I only do cheese news and facts, I wouldn't be refined turoplile like yourself 😜

No, they know, my random cheese facts have worn thin. Though I can't wait for the rowdy one to come back...