aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh :mad:
I HATE YOU JR :mad:
TRY SOME SOUTHERN COMFORT AFTERSHAVE :D :D
:p:p
there, thanks for listening j.r :)
Type: Posts; User: sue ellen
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh :mad:
I HATE YOU JR :mad:
TRY SOME SOUTHERN COMFORT AFTERSHAVE :D :D
:p:p
there, thanks for listening j.r :)
hi there T.N
you sure look like a cute little man with plenty of passion. j.r,s got plenty of money, he can pay you to be my little sweety toyboy :)
never mind those other old bats honey, ...
I HATE YOU JR :mad:
i like bobby treating me like dirt, as least he does it nicely. and hes allowed to because he a real good shag and still has his 6 pack, not like you, you pot bellied slob...
its because i,m more famous than you and because i,m still a sex symbol JR :p:p:p
so which little floosey are you playing sugar daddy too these days :rolleyes:
i bet its liza dingle :p :D
if theres going to be another bitch fight lets move it to soap opera :rolleyes:
c,mon girls the bars opening drinks are on me :D
lets have some good ol southern hair pullin and eye scrabin...
Hi JR, this is Sue Ellen leaving a message on your answering machine huney. i,m sitting up in bed waiting for you JR. i,m raring for some of your ol fashioned texas romancin cowboy. dont be late...
oh my gawd youve got real shoulders, howd your get them so big and square :confused:
you look like a career strumpet in that dress,:o
get some clothes on you, women our age need to dress...
there is hope for her, its called HRT or ART or something :confused:
that would be it, yes - Alcohol Replacement Therapy, sounds just about right :)
why thank you no name man :) i need a shoulder to cry on :(
i,m feeling very vulnerable at the minute :o
hold me no name man, hold me tight :):):):)
i can feel your hot breathe, oh no name...
please can you tidy the bar in my bedroom huney :)
dont be going into JR,s bedroom whatever you do, cos if i catch you it will be a war :)
clean this glass for me and fill it up again please...
YOU BASTARD!!:mad::mad::mad:
remember this JR - yes, that wet feeling as my strong alcoholic drink goes all over your face :D
everybody loves it when i do that jr :) :) :) so slam...
thats ok, JR must be buying an oil field or somthing in cork, he does love me and would never ever cheat :) thats what he told me and its gives me strength, to stay away from the bottle :D
if i...
how dare you fantasy about the servant girls JR :mad:
well i,ve news for you :) i sacked them both and sent them back to Mexico :D
what am i supposed to be doing in cork :confused: the place...
i meant he he, it sounds different i write it slurred.
i could never be the other liz, shes wild compare to me :rolleyes:
i hope my jr isnt heading down to cork in his private plane to see her...
listen lucy ewing, i dont drink :rolleyes:
well not before i get out of bed :rolleyes:
peter barlow is a bender, he drinks like a woman, :o well like me :cool:
what names wont you mention? ...
why whats wrong with jr? :mad: is he not good enough for you?:mad:
he might be senile but he still rides like a stallion :D
bet that makes you jealous :) cos i,m the new queen of ei soap...
naughty fun together liz? how dare you :mad:
dont you tempt my man, well not until i do him in first :D
you can be lady in waiting liz mcd
i,m the new queen of EI soap opera :)
have you been screwing my JR you bitch :mad:
i know you have, well you can have him then, i dont care. :mad:
give us a pint of vodka please anyway :o
they,ve all left because of you :mad:
you bastard, you,ve driven them all to drink :mad:
i hate you jr, someday i,ll get you :mad: